What do the Raptors, Blue Jays, Toronto FC, Argonauts and the Maple Leafs all have in common other than all being located in Toronto? None of them can play hockey. Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors win the NBA title.” The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the bottle. Share some more jokes in the Facebook comments below.
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It's career day in elementary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class. 'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar.
He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sex acts on them. He is not even really gay, he lies to everyone and sometimes steals from hist customers to get extra money.' The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.
Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for the Toronto Maple Leafs.'
Thursday, October 1, 2009. Fans have had this day circled on their calendars since the Leafs’ end to the 2008-09 season. Over the course of the off-season, GM and Assistant GM have retooled the Leafs, supposedly transforming them into a tough and team.
We shall see. Today, with a day left before the official start of the 2009-10 NHL season, Toronto fans have already been promised they’ll see the Leafs in the playoffs for the first time in four years, and there is a considerable buzz around the team. Of course, in Toronto, every year is The Year. In honour of the Leafs’ annual ineptitude and their fans’ annual irrational optimism, a few Leaf jokes to start the season. Feel free to leave your own.
Or you can just steal these. That’s what I did. (i’m not really sorry) Q. Where is the red-light district located in Toronto? Behind the Leafs’ net. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, and all have in common? They all wish they could play hockey.
What happens when gets a Bona Fide NHL team? Toronto will want one too. What does a Leafs fan do after Toronto wins the Stanley Cup? Turns off his Xbox. Hi Jokes, Let’s break down your intelligent comment, shall we? “way to steal material” Thanks for that. It was tough remembering all those jokes to steal.
But I did it. Just like pretty much everything else on the Internet, and just like most of your humour and jokes, if you have any once you’re finished crying about your lack of a penis. “At least write your own stuff, loser” You’ve got me there. As evidenced by a) the posting that preceded the jokes, and b) the rest of this blog, I clearly don’t write my own stuff.
Lorenzo certainly helped his cause by being productive, highly productive. That was helpful. Argus developer keygen crack serial number. Now it’s still a matter of understanding the game plan and making sure he can handle all of it and not just part of it. “Guys did get a chance to play last week.
Good observation skills there, junior. Also, perhaps you failed to notice the line where I admit I stole the jokes, and credit their original source. Probably because you can’t actually read, and you had your mommy read you the big words, after the pictures of Maple Leafs drew you in. I hope she learned how to read in between hooking. Finally, you call me a “loser”. Well, I guess we’re all entitled to our opinion.
For instance, someone might call you a loser for having wasted your time not only reading my blog, but for taking the time to think of a witty comment which you clearly did) and then actually taking the trouble to post it.