Tattoo from Fantasy Island On TV' Fantasy Island, Herve Villechaize played Tattoo, the boot-licking human poodle to Ricardo Montalban' Mr. Tattoo' duties included: • Ring bell / 'De plane!'

• Listening to his boss explain the plot of this week' episode • Getting his boss drinks • Boot licking Tattoo lived to serve his boss, even sleeping on the floor at the foot of the bed (in case any snakes got in the room). He can also be credited with starting a national obsession with midgets that has resulted in midget-tossing parties, the character Mini-Me and Ryan Seacrest' career. Jerome from The Time What series of events has to happen in your life for you to become The Guy That Holds Morris Day' mirror? Meet Jerome, Morris Day' preening sidekick/valet/underling. In addition to taking up valuable space in the luggage compartment of The Time tour bus, Jerome' duties apparently include: • Holding up a huge mirror so Morris Day can check himself out while he sings. • Brushing the lint off of Morris Day' jacket while he sings. • Dancing around a little bit while Morris Day sings.

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• Holding up the huge mirror again. EVIDENCE: In this video of Morris Day and The Time doing their thing, notice how quick Jerome is with Day' mirror.

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Also, we can't help but point out that Jerome, by dedicating all of his time to perfecting his Morris Day-related responsibilities, has rendered himself completely unemployable. Honestly, if things don't work out and Jerome gets fired, what other job could he possibly be qualified to perform? Brushing lint off the Queen? Holding up a huge mirror for a chief justice of the Supreme Court? He'd be perfect for those jobs, if they existed.

But, why wait for such startlingly practical advances when you can travel to the future with Buck Rogers in the 25th century, which features Twiki, a short be-mulleted robot sidekick. Twiki' robo-do could be considered cute in a sort of robo Maddox Jolie Pitt way, but Mel Blanc (also the voice of Bugs Bunny) gives Twiki a voice like a Texas oil baron with throat cancer. Also, Twiki has only one volume setting: just a little louder than seems appropriate. EVIDENCE: In this clip from the TV show, Twiki crudely propositions a female, short robot with an even worse vocal tic than his.

They go off to have short-robot sex. Buck laughs and has another drink to help blot the image of child-like robots having sex from his mind.

The audience of teens and children have no such recourse. DIAGNOSIS: Tourettes Syndrome, autophilia. To get an idea of just how troublingly and depressed Bentley must be, it' important to remember that the man over whose head he holds an umbrella got his start as a sidekick. Sure Diddy is now a mega-mogul, but when he first came on the scene, he was just the skinny guy who said 'Take that, take that, ha!' In the background of Biggie' songs.

Basically, imagine if Robin had killed Bruce Wayne, taken all his money and then hired you to hold an umbrella over his head. Such is the lot of Farnsworth Bentley. EVIDENCE: To see just how mean-spirited their relationship is, skip directly to the end of Diddy' music video for the song 'DIDDY.' He and his back-up dancers pull the old stop-dancing-and-look-at-the-one-guy-who'-still-dancing-like-he'-an-asshole on poor old Bentley. Even sadder is that Bentley appears to be embracing the shackles of his vicious enslavement, trying to sell his own line of umbrellas. DIAGNOSIS: Stockholm Syndrome.

That' right, you take a hairy, easily-excitable, hideous-looking ape boy named Chaka under your wing so you have someone to slow you down, eat all of your food and contribute nothing. Now that that' out of the way, you have plenty of time to get eaten by dinosaurs. And don't think that Chaka won't help you in that department. He' as useful at attracting dinosaurs, as he is useless at everything else, which is to say, extremely. EVIDENCE: At the 6:16 mark of this entire Land of the Lost episode, Chaka shows what an annoying brat he can be to travel with, screaming way louder than is necessary that he' hungry, even though a two-headed monster is within ear shot and is presumably hungry himself. DIAGNOSIS: Poor self-image, hirsute, fecalphelia. BONUS FUN FACT: Chaka could have been played by a young Clint Howard (Ron Howard' brother), without requiring any makeup for the role.